話緊我同個衰婆呀?

耳 朵「失 榮」

耳朵聽得遲鈍,故發巨聲以勝之,這是音浪擾人的其中一個原因。耳朵失聰,是腎音缺乏,不能上榮耳朵(上榮乃中醫術語,指耳朵缺乏滋養之意)。更年期後,情況會漸漸明顯。

可是,這位女士,你的家事,你周圍人的是非,你看的每一個電視節目,你吃哪一碟點心,你撈得甚麼油水,我是沒有與趣知道的;更何況,你怎麼連寒喧客套,也用這種雄渾的音波?

如果你要發表甚麼的,想跟人分享甚麼的,可以學維園亞伯,那裏地方大,公園空曠,有觀眾有同道,用不著在街頭叫囂。

同樣,這位男士,你的甚麼晨操馬房,皇馬二比零,召妓欠債,我也是沒有興趣知道的。更何況,你沒有子宮卵巢和月經,怎麼也會有更年期,以致耳朵失榮?

你說,你大聲不代表沒禮貌,說話是你的自由,我同意;你想做就去做,甚至性慾過盛,要出口術發洩,顧不了性病愛滋,我都能理解;但你一句話便操別人的娘這麼多次,我以醫生的身份勸您,這麼瘋狂的行為,是不健康的,是很危險的,安全為上啊老兄。更何況,除非你有思覺失調,否則,生理上,你短短一句話之內是不可能應付這麼多次的;因此,我勸您還是不要再幻想下去了。
(「耳」事論事四之二)

By Dr. LinkGi

撰文:寧智 (執業西醫)

摘錄自:經濟日報

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04/11/2004

                                                                

  

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It's My Life

Singer: Bon Jovi

This ain't a song for the broken hearted
A silent prayer for faith departed
And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud

It's my life
It's now or never
But I ain't going to live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frank, he said "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never back down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistakes
Luck, it ain't enough, you gotta make your own breaks

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't going to live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frank, he said "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life

Better stand tall when it's calling you out 
Don't bend, don't break
baby, don't back down

It's my life
It's now or never
'Cause I ain't going to live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frank, he said "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't going to live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frank, he said "I did it my way"
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life

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